There's always money in the banana stand

17 | Virginia | i want to not make an effort but i also want to look fab as hell so its a good thing i'm perfect

annie-leonhardts-ass:

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online?
Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence. 
I would never have been this happy. 

20 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 84,247 notes

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

20 hours ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 82,243 notes

unphh:

kuntsnuggles:

I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago

and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of who’s opinion i like

1 day ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 180,632 notes

petewentz-:

charmancler:

fall out boy? why not fall out girl?

[SLAMS FIST DOWN ON TABLE]

FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!

[patrick stump immediately works on changing name of band to Fall Out Persons]

1 day ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 93,259 notes
trust:

"all girls dress the same"

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

1 day ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 115,243 notes

h413y:

image

i just choked 

1 day ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 142,856 notes

reheals:

in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18

1 day ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 90,737 notes

californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

1 day ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 67,832 notes

zackisontumblr:

*doesn’t do homework and hopes for the best*

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thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

1 day ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 62,617 notes

finalvortex:

imagine Cecil saying “Goodnight, Night Vale, Goodnight”, and then out of nowhere you hear Steve saying “Oh, G’night, Cecil” and Cecil’s just like “how did you get in here”

1 day ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 1,284 notes

mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

1 day ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 151,092 notes
Tagged as: #HOLY SHIT 

kingcheddarxvii:

I volunteered at an animal shelter yesterday and while I was hosing down the dozenth dirty dog kennel I thought to myself “why am I doing this without pay again?” and then I walked into the room with like 15 kittens in it and they all started meowing at me and I was like, yes, that’s why

1 day ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 48,437 notes

enattendantlesoleil:

me during classes

  • "thats racist"
  • "thats sexist"
  • "there are more than two genders"
  • "ok but could we maybe not use that word"
  • "thats ableist"
  • "there aren’t enough girls in here"
1 day ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 41,618 notes