There's always money in the banana stand

17 | Virginia | i want to not make an effort but i also want to look fab as hell so its a good thing i'm perfect
heyveronica:

goodinthestacks:

jennyowenyoungs:

DAMN IT

TOO SPOOKY 

this is a good group costume

heyveronica:

goodinthestacks:

jennyowenyoungs:

DAMN IT

TOO SPOOKY 

this is a good group costume

3 hours ago on October 2nd, 2014 | J | 7,487 notes
3 hours ago on October 2nd, 2014 | J | 677 notes
neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

3 hours ago on October 2nd, 2014 | J | 88,479 notes

altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

3 hours ago on October 2nd, 2014 | J | 57,358 notes

straighthater:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

3 hours ago on October 2nd, 2014 | J | 705,127 notes

anarchistpizzasociety:

dicekind:

xainagal:

if someone says they dont want to be touched

  • dont touch them
  • dont fucking touch them
  • actually dont touch them
  • dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
  • THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM

also dont continue touching them bc you think their reaction is cute

Especially the last point

3 hours ago on October 2nd, 2014 | J | 226,264 notes

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

3 hours ago on October 2nd, 2014 | J | 230,157 notes
thatfunnyblog:

Straight people be like..
 

thatfunnyblog:

Straight people be like..

 

3 hours ago on October 2nd, 2014 | J | 43,834 notes

a story of friendship

amoying:

human: :(

dog: :D

human: :D

3 hours ago on October 2nd, 2014 | J | 156,221 notes

ghosturie:

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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3 hours ago on October 2nd, 2014 | J | 687,676 notes

techsquadassemble:

dangergays:

so i go to a private school where tuition costs more than most people make in a year and lemme tell you, rich kids are so unaware that they’re rich it’s hilarious and frightening at the same time

I go to a private school too and a while back I was complaining about how I was never home alone and a guy legitimately said “just buy a hotel room”
Rich kids are scary

3 hours ago on October 2nd, 2014 | J | 12,472 notes

carsonphillips:

"but humiliating sex tape tho what a whore"

19 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 | J | 23 notes
19 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 | J | 1,512 notes

casfallsinlove:

i’m just really mad at misha for being so intelligent and intuitive and empathetic and generally really fucking wonderful

19 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 | J | 1,336 notes
Tagged as: #THATS RIGHT 

taliskertalisker:

tbh if that good omens radio adaptation turns out to be the best of queen on repeat for an hour over bbc radio 4 i won’t even be mad

19 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 | J | 8,583 notes