There's always money in the banana stand

17 | Virginia | i want to not make an effort but i also want to look fab as hell so its a good thing i'm perfect
joshpeck:

i was tagged to do this by psyducked and i normally never do these but i happened to be writing at the time so i figured why not
i tag: swagmage420 joshpecksmom perks-of-being-chinese lachydoo freewlfi onlinegf bussykiller

joshpeck:

i was tagged to do this by psyducked and i normally never do these but i happened to be writing at the time so i figured why not

i tag: swagmage420 joshpecksmom perks-of-being-chinese lachydoo freewlfi onlinegf bussykiller

2 hours ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 1,017 notes

nomeygrabbinbootysince1997:

Me If I was ever a dog

2 hours ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 142,675 notes

mionight12:

somaperies:

potages:

gryffindor girls kissing slytherin girls 

gryffindor girls taking slytherin girls on adventures into the forbidden forest and getting them into situations where the slytherin cunning kicks in and gets them out alive

gryffindor girls defending their slytherin girlfriends w/ all their heart 

Oblivious Hufflepuff girls being romanced by Slytherin girls tho

Ravenclaw girls using their witty charm to seduce all the other girls.

2 hours ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 41,842 notes

punofficial:

sometimes when I’m outside and there’s mosquitos I like to kill one and keep the carcass on my body so other mosquitos see it as a warning and won’t mess with me

3 hours ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 61 notes

bobbyfinstok:

girls don’t want boys girls want a better storyline for lydia martin

5 hours ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 4,596 notes

honeystopthecar:

beardyboywonder:

every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good

I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.

5 hours ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 114,694 notes
5 hours ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 12,674 notes

empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

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5 hours ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 47,397 notes

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

5 hours ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 441,882 notes

polykins:

stop the phrase “tattle-tale”. stop indirectly telling kids that if they speak up about someone that’s bothering them, they’re doing something bad. stop contributing to the culture of abuse.

5 hours ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 11,151 notes

swagmom2007:

when ur walking by people and they laugh

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5 hours ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 27,210 notes

politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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5 hours ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 175,048 notes
nostrokesjuststrudels:

kelbebop:

I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark.

fierce

nostrokesjuststrudels:

kelbebop:

I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark.

fierce

5 hours ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 109,264 notes
College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”
- (via cdeathhh)
5 hours ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 396,310 notes
unicornthuts:

powerburial:

thecelloprincess:

theafrocentrics:

wow

holy fuck

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/16/us/ferguson-mo-michael-brown-and-darren-wilson-2-paths-to-a-fatal-encounter.html?_r=0

EVERYONE KEEP TURNING THE EFF UP!!!

unicornthuts:

powerburial:

thecelloprincess:

theafrocentrics:

wow

holy fuck

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/16/us/ferguson-mo-michael-brown-and-darren-wilson-2-paths-to-a-fatal-encounter.html?_r=0

EVERYONE KEEP TURNING THE EFF UP!!!

5 hours ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 74,122 notes